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Wastin' Time
April 23, 2006 03:18 PM

Damn did I get drunk last night!  It kinda snuck up on me.  One minute I was fine and the next I couldn't hardly stand up straight.  Shots are evil but really fun.
 
I really don't want to go to work tonight.  This is my eighth day straight.  I don't work a lot of hours a day but I'd like to have a day off.  I think I'll get monday off.  Score one for the good guys.
 
My Dad: So did you hear about the actress who killed herself?
Me: No. Who?
My Dad: Reese uhh, uhh.....
Me: Witherspoon?
My Dad: No, with a knife.
 
I'm hungry.  I wonder what's in the fridge.

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ashley_storm
Loved the joke....I may steal it....LOL
April 23, 2006 03:31 PM
drufus76
Witherspoon...Its corny enough for me to find that hilarious. Clever joke. And yes I agree , shots are spawn from hell , but don;t yuh just luv em anyway? LOL, blog on brotha
April 24, 2006 01:51 AM