May 16, 2006 04:45 PM

So I haven't been on much lately.  Been pretty busy working two jobs.  I was working as a cook at one restaurant then the bank foreclosed on it.  Right before I lost that job, I was offered a temporary position as a janitor at a factory where my brother works.  Their janitor is on medical leave for awhile.  So then I also got a new job as a cook again at another restaurant in town.  Busy, busy, busy.
 
I went to the titty bar over the weekend.  It was awesome as usual.  Got back and me and a buddy talked this chick into continuing the titty bar experience for us.  Freakin' awesome!  Got pretty drunk too.
 
Spent seventy dollars at the liquor store on Saturday.  Got a bottle of Sailor Jerry, a bottle of Single Barrel Jack Daniels, and a bottle of Seagrams VO Gold.  You don't have to be psychic to see a lot of drinking in my future.
 
Joined Netflix.  Got my first movies today; Grandma's Boy, Saw 2, and Aeon Flux.  I think I've seen Saw 2 already but so what. 
 
I've got to go back to work in a few minutes so that's about it for now.
 

Sleep
April 24, 2006 01:18 PM

Finally a day off work.  I'm still half asleep so I'll be back on later.  I need food and maybe more sleep.

Wastin' Time
April 23, 2006 03:18 PM

Damn did I get drunk last night!  It kinda snuck up on me.  One minute I was fine and the next I couldn't hardly stand up straight.  Shots are evil but really fun.
 
I really don't want to go to work tonight.  This is my eighth day straight.  I don't work a lot of hours a day but I'd like to have a day off.  I think I'll get monday off.  Score one for the good guys.
 
My Dad: So did you hear about the actress who killed herself?
Me: No. Who?
My Dad: Reese uhh, uhh.....
Me: Witherspoon?
My Dad: No, with a knife.
 
I'm hungry.  I wonder what's in the fridge.

Drunken monkeys
April 22, 2006 05:30 PM

So I found a couple more free minutes before I go to work.  Might as well put down useless information in a blog.
 
So my sister the thief moved back in with us.  She only moved in for one reason and that is because she is on house arrest for stealing checks from my parents and forging them for over $500.  I wouldn't let her back in if I were them, but that's just me.  I am kind of biased since she has stolen so much from my brother and I over the years.  She has stolen a bunch of money and stuff from them too I guess.  I think jail would have been the best alternative for her. It might straighten her out.  Even now she takes stuff without asking.  From beer to my shot glasses to even my deoderant.  It's annoying.
 
Enough about that.  I am kind of at a loss right now about what to do with my life.   I don't want to be a loser forever.  For the time being I can deal with it, but it's starting to get old.  I don't want to be a drunk waste of time forever.  I might join the military, but it's really not my style.  I don't know.
 
Enough rambling for now.

April 22, 2006 01:54 PM

Oh yeah and I have a real mohawk now.  Not quite as good as Travis Barkers but close.  I'd put up a picture but my sister stole the digital camera and pawned it off for crack.  I'll finish that story later.

Naked Zebras
April 22, 2006 01:52 PM

So I haven't really been on here much lately.  I've been kinda busy with work and sleep.  The fact that my body thinks it needs about ten hours or more of sleep a day really restricts my time online. 
I almost hit my boss with a beer bottle the other night.  I think it's probably better that I left.  That would have been hard to explain.
Not too much exciting going on.  Just thought I'd update a little something.

February 17, 2006 11:24 PM

Might have a new job.  That rocks.  This site is way different.  Gonna take some getting used to.

September 29, 2005 03:31 PM

Been quite a while since I updated. Right now, I am not working...again. I was supposed to start a job at a candy distributer on Tuesday. Then it was Wednesday. Then it was today. Now it's whenever he calls me.



I cut my hair off. I now have like a kind of mohawk.



Pics soon to follow.

September 03, 2005 08:21 PM

In other news, it really sucks ass not having a drivers license. I am going to have to wait until June to reapply. If I wanted to get a work permit, I'd have to put one of those damn BAIID systems in. For those not in the know, that is a device you have to blow in to get your car to start and you have to blow in it every so often or it quits running. I don't want to pay the outrageous amounts to get it installed, serviced, and removed. My feet will do me just fine.



I have to complete seventy five hours of group therapy for my "drinking problem." I will be going once a week for two hours at a time. It will take most of a year to get done. Oh well, shit happens. Then I have to be involved in some sort of aftercare program to make sure my "problem" doesn't come back.



I was classified as a high risk non dependant, I couldn't have scored much worse.



It's a perfect time for me to not have a license though. With gas prices as high as they are, I couldn't afford to drive anyway.

September 03, 2005 08:13 PM

I haven't been updating much recently. My time slips by much too fast. I have a new job that starts in mid-October. It is going to be the easiest job I have ever had. I will be working for a fundraising candy company. All that candy that kids sell every year around Christmas I will be distributing. I will start as a sucker sorter. I stand in one place and a tray comes to me with an order form in it and I place in the suckers they want. That is going to be awesome.



I got asked to be the lead singer of a band last night. They said I have the right image for them. We'll see what happens with that. It will give me something to do.



Publishers Clearing House let me down. I didn't win the ten million dollar Superprize. And I was so counting on it.



I am going to drastically change my hairstyle. I have had long hair for as long as I can remember, at least since elementary school. I am going to cut most of it off and get a mohawk. Not one with the shaved sides, I am still going to have some hair there. The spike is going to be bleached and dyed blue. I will really stick out then.



Piercings? Maybe.



Tat's? Soon.